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        英语考完了!~~!! 虽然那个鬼单选我一堆词不认识….看一天的QUIZ 结果就押到几个小小小小题….作文一气呵成..因为不知道自己在写什么.来不及思考….恩填词这次倒是做的还好,因为是课文原文….

         把书都扛回家了,不知道能看多少,好象明天后天都莫名的有安排了….

         今天中午听到很有意思的一段对话

         梅姐:这么多数学要考….中微也是数学….

         LULU:求一次导那也叫数学???

         梅姐:哇那1+1=2那么简单还不是叫数学….

          LULU:一阶导可是高中学的啊!!!!

          梅姐:高中学的就叫语文了?????

          我的任务就是在旁边死笑…….

中午在LULU寝室里跟她聊了好久,有很多好玩的事都想起来了,本文很混,想到哪就写到哪…见谅….

 1.~KIM 姐姐和众人出去逛街…我因为不舒服先撤了，LULU等继续陪同,不知道是在什么地方,据我推测大概是看到什么鞋了吧,她们给KIM 解释那是什么材料的,某…某就说这是 “BEEF SKIN “….吓我….BEEF ….说COW SKIN 都好接受点…..然后KIM 姐姐眉头紧锁了一下,很平静地说”LEATHER “…….

2.带KIM 姐姐去配眼镜,要查视力,KIM 姐姐很担心自己不知道中国查视力的方法,因为美国是用”C”..(估计她以为中国用汉字…)到了小黑屋,KIM 突然异常兴奋地指着墙上的视力表喊到:”oh ,I know it !!   That’s E!!”…..LULU 在旁边已经不知道说什么了……

       恩还有这个星期有一个晚上,小S说李老师的儿子如何如何…然后我们集体听成蛾子….我还下意识地抬头看天花板找蛾子…..后来才反应过来说的原来是个无辜的小孩….

      这就是考完试以后的状态…….相信我,我会有恢复正常的时候的。….

Dominic: Haha.  Yes.

  You will soon find out how special.

   Haha.

  Or not special.

  Haha.

13:32 I do not pretend to be able to sing.

  But that is why the album is funny.

  I am going to send you a song and the cover of the album.

13:33 Remember, you are supposed to laugh, and you are supposed to think I am a jerk.

  And I will know you are laughing at me and I will know that you will think I am jerk, so everything is OK.

13:34 我: haha ~ you can imagine …

13:35 Dominic: I am beating you to the punch.

  You cannot make fun of me if I make fun of myself first. 

　　　beat to the punch ….吓的我，我还以为我得罪谁了。．．后来百度了一下．．发现意思是＂比叉叉反应快，先一步采取行动＂．．好好学英语，千万不要像我一样没文化啊．．．．

       Again ~Monday , met Dominic online .  

       He said back to his misbehaving childhood ,he once built a snowman in front of an old man’s house so he couldn’t come out ….Then I asked “so he never came out until spring when the snowman melted??” And he thought it so cold …. Hey it’s really a cold joke , I mean ,it happens in winter ~~~and has something to do with snow ~! the basic element of a cold joke ~

     All right ~now  I have told some buddies about this joke ~and they all laughed . Haha ~~now I won’t blame you ~!